What is it about people & teaspoons?
I'm talking about the ones of you who just throw it into the bowl or sink after making a hot drink.....yes you know who you are!!

Why can't you run it under the tap & clean it off?.....but no!......thrown into the bowl, often with shitty water in it!

What happens to you?
As soon as you've stirred the drink & taken the teaspoon out....are you struck with fear?....does a shriek of panic go off in your heads?....is there another voice in there that screams....."THROW THE TEASPOON NOW!!!....REMOVE FROM YOUR GRIP!!!!.....QUICK OR YOU WILL DIE!!!.....NO TIME TO TURN THE TAP & CLEAN UNDER RUNNING WATER....DON'T PANIC!!....MOVE QUICKLY BEFORE IT EXPLODES & REMOVES YOUR THUMB & FOREFINGER!!

Just wondered.