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January 1st 2008 From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (676 days old)

I am not making any new years resolutions, there is absolutely no point whatsoever. I have made new years resolutions every single year of my adult life, I start preparing them in September so the… more

Well that didn't work! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (797 days old)

Well that didn't work! (See previous post) Nine months since my last blog and despite all of that word giving little has changed. Still fat, still unhealthy, still stressed, still in the same job, … more

I give my word! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1040 days old)

Today I kept my word! Yesterday I 'gave my word' (to myself) that I would allow myself time and space to think about my aims for 2007. I woke up at 11 (I hate sleeping late) and I was EXHAUST… more

How good is your word? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1041 days old)

How good is your word? If you give your word to do something, to be there for someone, can you be relied on 100 per cent? :??: I was asked the above question recently and was surprised to discover… more

What do your Christmas pressies say about you? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1047 days old)

My Christmas presents ..... 1. A very long gold chain (Because my huge boobs make anything less than 20 plus inches long look like a choker) :D 2. A pair of silver hoop earings. :D 3. A si… more

Just one more thing to do ...... From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1049 days old)

I've finished! The house is spick and span (what on earth does that mean?) ..... I know it means clean but where, oh where, does 'spick and span' come from? As I was saying, the house is spotless … more

Still ill! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1061 days old)

Still ill! Getting worse. :( Sparky x… more

Should I feel guilty? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1062 days old)

Sick of SITTING and still too exhausted to contemplate work, I ventured out, with the remains of my flu, to meet my lover. We shared germs. :p Saturday marks the sixth anniversary of our first … more

Champagne kills all known germs From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1063 days old)

I planned for two, well earned, 'sickies' on Thursday and Friday and what do you think happened? I actually got ill! Where's the fairness in that? Instead of meeting my friend for lunch and catchin… more

Sex, Lies and Racism. From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1073 days old)

I have just been booted from an MSN community for being ANTI racist!!! I wouldn't mind but it wasn't exactly a support group for members of the master race, I can see that I wouldn't blend into that … more

Every cloud has a silver lining! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1115 days old)

Smoking turns your lungs black, causes premature ageing and those nasty little lip wrinkles, (the ones that enable your lipstick to spread across your face like an evil red fungus) So I stopped sm… more

Men see with one eye! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1119 days old)

Three blogs in quick succession ..... and then? Nothing! :| I tell myself I will write something every day and then life gets in the way. How do all of you regular, committed, organised bloggers … more

Three blogs in quick succession ...... I am getting there. From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1137 days old)

"Would you like white or brown?" If I were being asked to choose between dusky, dark eyed, Darius or the blonde, bulging muscled, Phillipe, I could have understood my difficulty in answering the ques… more

Am I bovered? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1142 days old)

Everything seems to be in reasonably good nick today. No extra wrinkles visible under the pound shop magnifying glass, droopiness and bingo wings inspected and recorded as stable, hair luxuriant brun… more

I am a useless blogger. From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1143 days old)

Where have the past weeks gone? Is it me or is time going faster? Is racing time a sign of impending elderlyness? Woe is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My life today ...... I wrote an e-mail to my lover, re… more

How do you make new friends? Help required! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1193 days old)

You reach mid life, begin your crisis and then discover that none of your peers want to join you on your wild jaunts to the local night club. Clubbing is great but not much fun alone, and who wou… more

Does anyone give a shit? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1206 days old)

I was sitting here contemplating my navel,(as one does)feeling like shit and unsure as to whether to share my life with the blogging world when I thought "Does anyone give a shit?". Then I typed it ..… more

Does anyone give a shit? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1206 days old)

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Is there life after the mid-life crisis? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1234 days old)

I am back! Recently I have been plagued by horrifying thoughts that my mid-life crisis was over ..... Plagued! There were very clear signs ..... I found myself 'pottering' in the garden ......… more

Midlife bleedin Mayhem and limp dicks From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1432 days old)

Did the limp dicks reference catch your attention? This blog was supposed to be about my mid life crisis and all I have talked about is family crisis and latterly love crisis. I started all poet… more

He had big ears anyway. From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1436 days old)

I have just been dumped and I don't know whether to sob or to celebrate. If you have a prejudice against big ears you are probably thinking that I am lucky to be shot of him. But he didn't have big… more

I was doing so well ..... and then ..... From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1463 days old)

It's a bit like starting a diet ..... Blogging I mean ..... You know the sort of thing ..... "I will just eat this last family sized 'Spotty Dick', start my diet on Monday and eat carrots and cauliflo… more

It;s going up! From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1538 days old)

I just lost my blog!!! ..... Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..... What is 'Tag j is not allowed in Tag em' supposed to mean? What is a Tag anyway? I will not be beaten ..... Here we go again ..... If som… more

Is it hard? From Sparkyx in Mid Life Mayhem (1539 days old)

Have you ever wondered why it is so hard to begin? ..... Hmmmm ..... Perhaps it is me :crazy: I am here because I am in the middle of my mid life crisis ..... Need I say more? ..... Perhaps I do? … more